Hahahaha. REASONS WHY I LOVE MARTIN.
What if people who have anxiety are just unaccustomed to the way the world works because this is the first incarnation of their soul on the earth? And confident people are at ease with the world because they have already been incarnated multiple times and, in a sense, already know how the world works.
What if it’s the other way around?
I don’t know which disturbs me more.
The Diva and the Drama Queen
I will NEVER stop reblogging this.
The “why you bringing up old shit” expression.
He’s hardly burglar material.
My new favourite thing to do on the internet when I’m bored is to go onto IMDB, look up perfectly innocent movies, and read the Parents Guide
aristocats… so hardcore
Dora the Explorer really pushing the limits
HAIR RUFFLE INTENSIFIES
When you rearrange the letters in the word ‘ASTRONOMER’, you get ‘MOON STARER’.
Same goes for DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT,
THE EYES = THEY SEE,
THE MORSE CODE = HERE COME DOTS,
DORMITORY = DIRTY ROOM,
SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN ME,
ELECTION RESULTS = LIES - LET’S RECOUNT,
SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS! NO MORE Z’S
THE EARTHQUAKES = THAT QUEER SHAKE,
ELEVEN PLUS TWO = TWELVE PLUS ONE
MOTHER-IN-LAW = WOMAN HITLER.
WAIT BUT THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE:
HOLMES AND WATSON = WOMANLESS AND HOT
is this a conspiracy or just spooky?
children that are rough and horrible at handling small animals should not be allowed near small animals i dont care what you say. do not put an animal through that
A very distinctive silhouette with a very distinctive coat #Sherlock